Wolfenstein: The New Order is a lot of fun. How much fun you ask? I think this is the first game I’ve completed since Dishonored. That’s at least 30 kilojoy per mile!

W:tno is not the first game to make daggers absurdly deadly, but it does seem a little incongruous considering all of the effort they put into the¬†atmosphere. For example, they actually bother giving you a reason to kill Nazis. How crazy is that? Most games say, “Hey, look! A Nazi! You know what to do.”

So we came up with our own theory for the armor defying daggers. This scenario makes much more sense what with Captain Beefy Concrete Face and his general demeanor.

-Thaddeus