Many years ago, I assembled miniature figurines. Full time. Like, as my sole source of income. It was the best job I ever had.

Every now and then, however, we’d get a  customer who had request for something so outlandish, that all we could do was laugh. The instructions presented above are legitimate examples of the madness that consumes some individuals.

Thanks to my good friend Bill, with whom I did assembly for so long. And who also suggested that I do a strip about crazy client requests.