In today’s episode of Internet JPEG Theater, our intrepid bonehead braves the seedy underbelly of the internet in search of page views. What will he find? Will the cost be too great?  Is that man flashing him?

These questions and more… will probably never be answered. Oh well.

I don’t really have anything to talk about today. So, I’m just going to ramble about a few things until I feel that I’ve sufficiently wasted everyone’s time.

  • Games that I am really looking forward to this year:
    • Metro: Last Light. OK, so the recent financial troubles THQ have been going through make me kind of nervous. I am quite fond of the first Metro game and would hate to see the sequel die in the hangar. If you enjoy FPS games and/or enjoy games with a strong atmosphere, you should check out Metro 2033 if you haven’t yet.
    • BioShock Infinite. Yes. Very yes. I don’t think there’s anything else to say on the matter.
    • StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm. *Sigh*. I am excited about this, but with reservation. I did enjoy StarCraft 2, don’t get me wrong, but there was something about it that just seemed off. Still, it’s cool to not have to wait 10+ years for a new StarCraft, even if it’s an expansion.
    • And others. Seriously though, it would be impractical to list every game I was looking forward to.
  • Check out FTL. It is currently half off on Steam. For a price lower than most combo meals, I really can’t recommend it enough.
  • Congratulations if you’ve managed to stick to your new years resolution so far. This is often about where they start to fall apart.