Due to various and sundry promises I may or may not have made with certain individuals, I can neither confirm nor deny that this situation ever occurred in reality.

I can, however, say that representations of true-to-life experiences represented in a jpeg form on the interwebs often vary in some significant amount from the actuality of the event.

Sometimes, what is presented to you, my dear readers, has, in fact, had the absurdity dial turned way down, when compared to the truth.